I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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