Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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