only you would photoshop your dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just pee around me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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