When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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