im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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