It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Success! We fucked roommates!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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