1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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