I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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