curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Come share oat with me in your robe
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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