Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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