You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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