I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
