I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You can make out without kissing
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