worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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