why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It's blow job season.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Text me some of your sweat
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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