Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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