I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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