Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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