on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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