Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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