Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
