I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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