Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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