We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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