theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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