what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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