My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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