Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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