Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
