Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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