That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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