I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
He literally asked permission to hit on me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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