So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You can make out without kissing
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