Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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