What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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