ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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