sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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