rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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