K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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