we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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