the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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