xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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