You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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