I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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