I swear she didn't look like that last week.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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