$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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