May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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