at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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