The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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