I bet he comes in French.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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